To make sure everyone knows what's going on, we have put together a timeline
We would like all guests to arrive at 12.30, to be seated for 1pm. The bar will be open for anyone choosing not to pace themselves.
Similar to our first date... We will nervously mumble a few words followed by an awkward kiss.
Rings will be exchanged and the celebrations will begin.
Head to the bar or outside to mingle with the other guests. We will be having a few photos before the wedding breakfast.
We know this is the part you are most excited for. Make your way back to the orangery and be seated for the meal. We usually have our breakfast at 3pm on a Saturday anyway...
The part we are dreading... Laurens Father John will start us off with a few words about why Imran is the best son inlaw he could ever ask for, followed by Imran saying a few words about why John is the best father inlaw he could ask for. Ending With the best man Dave saying why Lauren should run a Mile.
Relax whilst we wait for the ambulance to come and pick Dave up., because as we all know, snitches get stiches. Enjoy some music and drinks outside while we take a few more photos and continue the celebrations.
Lets get this party started, the evening guests will arrive and say "were the speeches good?" followed by "Is there a buffet?".
The most awkward slide around a dance floor that you will ever see, followed by a loving embrace. Please join us on the dance floor straight after the song, we don't want to suffer any longer than we have to.
We will cut the cake, but we know that nobody wants any, relax, the buffet wont be long.
The Evening Buffet will be served and the bar will be open. We have included vegetarian and vegan options along with some greenery that will get stuck in your teeth.
Enjoy the music and celebrate with us. We will be having photos, feel free to use our photographer to get yourself a new Facebook profile picture.
Join us to bring in Laurens Birthday at midnight, her first birthday as a married woman. All future birthdays will be overshadowed by our anniversary.
For anyone not staying in the hotel, this is your cue to leave. Make sure you take some food on your way out. Taxis can be ordered on 0113 2523523
Thank you for joining us.
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